Idea that I'm gonna write otherwise I forget:
do you think it makes sense to have a subscriber bot? Mostly so you can send memes, especially since stuff in the group chat cannot be saved and there's a lot of stuff worth reposting and people pm each other to send memes.
If you say yes you're legally (by legally I mean, of course, morally, cause there's no difference, as you know) obligated to help me cause I am all words and no science, glittery head goes swish

Yes I have a gay agenda that I'm pushing on my sister and it has two things on it (not good with lists)
• Our flag means death
• Good omens

Okay Google how do I convince myself that now that some relatives will give me some money I should pay off my debts instead of buying a robe to be beautifully depressed in

Her husband doesn't like her music so EH

My mom found these I'm a little girl again I don't even have all the numbers but I wanna cry with joy


(the cartoon was a ugly mess tho)

If you read it tag yourself I was obviously a Cornelia

I ghost wrote this

I just said for the first time "I have the memory of a floppy disk" and I am very proud of myself cause it's a very fitting metaphor

Raga ve lo giuro non è un messaggio zozzo è per ricordare a mia madre di scongelare la roba per il cenone

Yeah, I get Whamageddon, but have you tried sending a 1 minute audio message while being home for the holidays without being interrupted?
That's a challenge

At one point you just give up and you shout YES GRANDMA I HEAR YOU LET ME TALK TO THE IMAGINARY PEOPLE ON THE LITTLE SCREEN FIRST and then keep going

I'm opening ACNH after a long time and I plan on cowardly avoiding my villagers cause I don't want to be reprimanded for ghosting them

It's still Christmas decorated

"You wear fine things well" and I break easily

"My family will go to bed soon and I will finally smoke" she said, before starting a 2 hour long conversation with basically everyone in the family

I am terminally extroverted

I wanted to say something important but my head is !! so I forgot.
Farewell forever, definitely important thought that surely needed to be shared with the world

So instead I'll say I cut and dyed my hair and it looks very nice
And at this point it's not even: "I don't wanna show my face to 1.5 strangers on the internet", it's more like: "The lights in this house are sooo off I don't wanna look bad to 1.5 strangers on the internet!"

Me, watching myself having three different conversations with myself in the group chat:


...girl, I think it's mania time again