Me: oh my God I'm so relaxed now I can handle anything I'll make a cheesecake

Me: hi mom calling out to tell this fun fact
Oh
Really?
Fuck
Okay bye

Me: oh hi anxiety it's been so long (24 hours)

My grandma is an avatar of the Eye cause yes she's cute to send me good morning gifs every day, but it is so that she can subtly know when I woke up from my replies

My fav TMA entity, you ask?
Oh, definitely The Annoying

"I don't have a foot fetish myself, it's just like how I have these amazing boobs and it would be a shame if you didn't appreciate them"

My partners being morosexuals

I went grocery shopping and I didn't even find the candy I wanted (also the person with me stopped me from buying a lot of useless stuff, which is fair, but also not fair)