My grandma is an avatar of the Eye cause yes she's cute to send me good morning gifs every day, but it is so that she can subtly know when I woke up from my replies

My fav TMA entity, you ask?
Oh, definitely The Annoying

"I don't have a foot fetish myself, it's just like how I have these amazing boobs and it would be a shame if you didn't appreciate them"

My partners being morosexuals

I went grocery shopping and I didn't even find the candy I wanted (also the person with me stopped me from buying a lot of useless stuff, which is fair, but also not fair)

Also I saw a wedding dress so ugly I'm mad.
So ugly I said: "That's too sparkly and the tiara is uncalled for!"