Uh nice we reached 1.6
Hepy

Me: I'm gonna play the ukulele now that no one is listening
The cat: intensive listening
Me: argh

You have heard of Elf on the Shelf
Now get ready for
Loki waiting to walk on your dead body

Forbidden dumpling

Cursed content as I awake

Since I'm fully convinced by now that some of you are not human, if some of you is a fae and wants, you know, like my first born or something, we could arrange that.
It would solve my uterus problem and idk I could become a princess in exchange

"She's probably talking to some other boy"
No mate, she's looking at her scheduled memes to make sure they are not too lumped together.
And talking to some other people, yes, but rarely boys.

Me and my frens