Cursed content as I awake

Since I'm fully convinced by now that some of you are not human, if some of you is a fae and wants, you know, like my first born or something, we could arrange that.
It would solve my uterus problem and idk I could become a princess in exchange

"She's probably talking to some other boy"
No mate, she's looking at her scheduled memes to make sure they are not too lumped together.
And talking to some other people, yes, but rarely boys.

Me and my frens

I am a tired hoe and God gave me no coffee

I wish I was friend of William Wellman so I could insult them personally for attacking me with their podcast which I definitely refuse to stop listening to

My sexuality is the last song of the first act of musicals

If I had a cent every time I made someone unlock a new kink I would be so fucking rich