My brother is making a cake for my mom's birthday and he's asking me a lot of stuff since he doesn't bake and he's anxious 🥺
🥰10❤4
Today's italian badly translated without context saying (which is probably the answer I'm gonna give to a job employer):
the one who lives hoping dies pooping
the one who lives hoping dies pooping
❤16
My biggest achievement in life was probably going from "This person is not replying to me immediately since they don't like me" to "Don't worry pal constant availability is a capitalist induced manipulation take your time"
❤28
One of my partners told me I look like one of my dead icons in a poster made by one of my favourite artists so now I'm gonna go cry in a corner
❤10😢2