Honestly an attack

Hehehe I'm gonna change my legal surname

Mentally I'm here

Today's italian badly translated without context saying (which is probably the answer I'm gonna give to a job employer):

the one who lives hoping dies pooping

My biggest achievement in life was probably going from "This person is not replying to me immediately since they don't like me" to "Don't worry pal constant availability is a capitalist induced manipulation take your time"

Genuinamente che cazzo

One of my partners told me I look like one of my dead icons in a poster made by one of my favourite artists so now I'm gonna go cry in a corner

The hardest thing of being me is deciding between being petty and being pretty