Monday

I never wake up widh my scheduled memes
Today I did
Yay I can go back to sleep now

I woke up again

Thanks scheduled meme from the past

Calzonussy so good

My mania and my anxiety

I accidentally said "Grincho" and I have been laughing for like a whole minute completely satisfied with myself

My partner tried to sell me The Menu by saying a lot of interesting stuff that my brain immediately forgot because I am only capable of remember endings but no shit before
They could have just said the three magic words that work on every bisexual horror hoe

Ana Taylor Joy

My life is an infinite loop of sending emails in which I am told to call and making calls in which I am told to send an email

Okay Google
How to moiustur
No wait
How to muster
Nope
How to master bait

This is maybe the first Peanuts strip that made me fall in love with Peanuts so I'm gonna be in the corner crying okay