I accidentally said "Grincho" and I have been laughing for like a whole minute completely satisfied with myself

My partner tried to sell me The Menu by saying a lot of interesting stuff that my brain immediately forgot because I am only capable of remember endings but no shit before
They could have just said the three magic words that work on every bisexual horror hoe

Ana Taylor Joy

My life is an infinite loop of sending emails in which I am told to call and making calls in which I am told to send an email

Okay Google
How to moiustur
No wait
How to muster
Nope
How to master bait

This is maybe the first Peanuts strip that made me fall in love with Peanuts so I'm gonna be in the corner crying okay

I wanted to watch My Little Pony, but I found this copypasta in the denoscription.
CW: MLP porn, ugh, wtf I can't even

As soon as every H#### P##### fan has disappeared from every face of cubicle Earth, I will take care of TBBT ones.

Do you remember like two years ago when they tried to make that app that used only voice messages and you could only get invited?
I didn't until now randomly and I am laughing at how much it failed
(The "phenomenal app" was called Clubhouse btw)

In its honor, instead of posting memes I will now describe memes through voice messages

First one is the book I'm currently reading
Pictured below the possible choices for the next
Poll in the next post

Also feel free to advice (and send) new nice horror books
And if you are interested in one of them or something idk just pm the bot