But mooom... :(

You're not like other girls has the weakest energy

Today I have received approximately 0 cuddles
That is unfair
I will not be silenced
Where are my rights

I might forgive my partner for abandoning me since they're spamming the Hello Kitty game

Based MC take

Offer me cheese if you have the chance

I saw a unicorn plushie so big I screamed: "Are we kidding?"
There was a kid behind me and he also screamed: "Are we kidding?"

Very bro moment for me and the child

Okay google how to cyberbully my father so he effs himself off and solves all the debt he created in my family

This close to breaking