Offer me cheese if you have the chance

I saw a unicorn plushie so big I screamed: "Are we kidding?"
There was a kid behind me and he also screamed: "Are we kidding?"

Very bro moment for me and the child

Okay google how to cyberbully my father so he effs himself off and solves all the debt he created in my family

This close to breaking

Sanrio characters singlehandedly keeping my mental health together

I know things will get better, as I know that progress in not linear nor easy to see in the short run. I know if I keep doing what I can I will eventually get somewhere.

Some days it's just harder to accept.

While I was being sad we reached 1.8!
That's not gonna cure my whole sadness (I can give you my PayPal for that lmao) but it's always nice to see the garden grow 🪷

Enough "Fuck, marry, kill"
I wanna hear this:

Which singer would you smoke a joint with?
Which singer would you offer a cup of tea to?
Which singer would you catfish to beat them up with your friends?

My answers are
Jeff Mangum to talk crazy shit about Jesus
Sufjan Stevens cause he's a sad boi who could use a hot drink
Kanye West

(only alive singers count)

Every once in a while I feel the urge to play, sing and butcher On the radio by Regina Spektor

Step on me literal queen