YOOOOOOO what's a good drinking game for two poor people I wanna drink my titties off

ONE THAT WILL NOT MAKE ME SAD

Drinking and cheering to you poor fucks who don't know fun drinking games

Me: no I'm not anxious for the new job tomorrow why do you ask

My bowels: B I T C H

Mentally I'm somewhere

I am actually very scared I will not be good at the new job and will not survive the trial week

Oh no I got personal I will now post something unhinged