Me: no I'm not anxious for the new job tomorrow why do you ask

My bowels: B I T C H

Mentally I'm somewhere

I am actually very scared I will not be good at the new job and will not survive the trial week

Oh no I got personal I will now post something unhinged

Borgor forg

Bitches be working in a super fancy workplace and still be befriending the weirdest stoners of the neighborhood