Slipknot: I don't know what to dooooooo when she makes meeee sad
Me: sorry Slipknot I don't know what to do either

Me: there's a mysterious reason for which my head stopped working

Someone: could it be cause you're not taking the meds?

Me: Nah, it's a mysterious, different reason that I don't get

Let's not fight about pineapple pizza, let's all make fun of British food

First day of new job tomorrow.
I have rarely been so not excited.

Not a bad job in itself, life is just too much

This is a famous male vs female ideas and expectations
But I have to admit

I am fine with both
Hugh Jackman can definitely shred me

Unfortunately awake, almost alive