Heaven

Egg capitalism

What are you thinking about: me

What am I thinking about: nothing (I'm dumb)

One day I'll make a masterpost of best bios from the Hello From The Hallowoods wikia but here's a preview

My job fake currency

I finally managed to have a lil bit of small talk with my work crush

Still can't figure out if she's kind or sapphic

Every day be like am I hungry or do I just smell like pizza

I am starting to sweat like pizza I should make people pay to lick my armpits