Heaven

Egg capitalism

What are you thinking about: me

What am I thinking about: nothing (I'm dumb)

One day I'll make a masterpost of best bios from the Hello From The Hallowoods wikia but here's a preview

My job fake currency

I finally managed to have a lil bit of small talk with my work crush

Still can't figure out if she's kind or sapphic

Every day be like am I hungry or do I just smell like pizza

I am starting to sweat like pizza I should make people pay to lick my armpits

tedpaint on tumblr

Btw my fav thing about this job is that all the colleagues share with me pieces of wisdom against the bosses

Out of context
If someone says: "We're going dressed as Mean Girls and I'm Janis, obviously"
what does it mean
is it an admission of sapphichery