I don't date to marry I date to give them the most far left experience of their life.

If you are transphobes or pro cops - same shit different names - GET THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE

You don't deserve the big Toblerone of my memes

Croissant 2 Electric Boogaloo

Me: me gustaría estudiar español porqué no lo hablo bien
Spanish people: incomprehensible very fast speech

Also, PLEASE do not chill in a restaurant if you're after closing time.
"But there's another table too"
Yes, jackass, you're all thinking the same thing and no one is moving their asses