I don't date to marry I date to give them the most far left experience of their life.

If you are transphobes or pro cops - same shit different names - GET THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE

You don't deserve the big Toblerone of my memes

Croissant 2 Electric Boogaloo

Me: me gustaría estudiar español porqué no lo hablo bien
Spanish people: incomprehensible very fast speech

Also, PLEASE do not chill in a restaurant if you're after closing time.
"But there's another table too"
Yes, jackass, you're all thinking the same thing and no one is moving their asses

I'm happy cause tomorrow I'll get to see again @prettyposting and @wolfypostaggio, and i don't see them since way too long and i miss them