Mild take: the Harry Potter fandom is a gigantic brand simping and you cannot change my mind

Tbf I would make Disney pay up and then chop up Mickey

Mmmmh rat soup for Disney execs

I have never been so happy of being sick since I was in high school

Fuck my job my throat is on fire I they cannot fire me if I'm sick

There's a toddler in the bus with pigtails and sunglasses and a neon pink shirt and I WISH I HAD HER DRIP SLAY QUEEN

For ducks sake (Bonus Ducks, you know them) drink a BIG JUICY THICC GLASS OF WATER

The feminine urge to have a penis so you can pipi popo on people

Friendly reminder that news outlets lie to you. They have no interest in you or anyone else. They only care about money.

This is another indirect reason to hate on Elon Musk.
Having Twitter as a news source SUCKS but it's all that some countries have.

This is gonna end up in the Prettyposting sticker pack I'll never make

Omg that's literally me