There's a toddler in the bus with pigtails and sunglasses and a neon pink shirt and I WISH I HAD HER DRIP SLAY QUEEN

For ducks sake (Bonus Ducks, you know them) drink a BIG JUICY THICC GLASS OF WATER

The feminine urge to have a penis so you can pipi popo on people

Friendly reminder that news outlets lie to you. They have no interest in you or anyone else. They only care about money.

This is another indirect reason to hate on Elon Musk.
Having Twitter as a news source SUCKS but it's all that some countries have.

This is gonna end up in the Prettyposting sticker pack I'll never make

Omg that's literally me

Sometimes I ask myself "Are there more Italians or trans people in my channel?" and I cannot find an answer

Not a slut cause bisexual
Bisexual cause I'm a slut

Bible made MEN but Mattel made GIRLS

It's 💖🌸💅 B a r b i u s t i m e 💅🌸💖

Me irl