I am like a cartoon character cause I have plenty of identical clothes and shoes in different colours

I am also like a cartoon character cause I am completely extra and out of touch with reality

"Are we already done with the phone call? Okay"
My mother, after one hour of call

Don't fuck with me I'm a bad bitch

Me: I'm the baddest BITCH
Me 5 minutes later: oh God why can't I be dead