"Are we already done with the phone call? Okay"
My mother, after one hour of call

Don't fuck with me I'm a bad bitch

Me: I'm the baddest BITCH
Me 5 minutes later: oh God why can't I be dead

I already dyed my hair pink what am I gonna do next DYE MY PUBES

Please suggest me a relatively harmless unhinged thing to do

Also cheap

Also not too much physical activity