Waking up is always terrible but today particularly so

Also it's always fun to me how you can drag me out of bed by showing me some coffee and making me follow it like I was a cartoon

Imagine having to shit real bad
You have to take a dna test
You accidentally find out you're intersex
You gotta shit your pants :(

I hate everyone today and your cousin specifically

I am surrounded by people who chat. In the morning. Gingerly. Like it was normal

The irony of making a public test to teach students with disabilities or learning difficulties and then telling the people doing the test: "Look, you cannot move for at least one hour. No matter if you're done, just act like a neurotipical person and STAY STILL"

Also big anime MC moment for me today cause we were like 600 people and I was the only one with hair coloured in a weird way

Gonna open a "hate note", taking requests
It's like the death note but nothing happens to the people written there, I just say "Maaaan isn't this person the WORST" everytime they come up in a discussion and if I meet them I will def give them some mean side eye

Stessa faccia stessa razza

Why are *French* tacos a thing?
I saw several French tacos places lately and I'm like ????? what's the deal ?????? is it the Louvre food

Me: literally had one (1) donation on Kofi ever

Kofi: hey CHAMPION are you ready to CAPITALIZE wouldn't it be wild if you were rich lmaoooo WORK BITCH

Shut up you're not my real Britney Spears 😡

My dad refusing to give me and my siblings money and then asking me why I do not eat seafood

Idk pretty

I forgot about mountains
Like where I live there are no mountains

You don't care about my life?
Too bad take this picture too