The irony of making a public test to teach students with disabilities or learning difficulties and then telling the people doing the test: "Look, you cannot move for at least one hour. No matter if you're done, just act like a neurotipical person and STAY STILL"

Also big anime MC moment for me today cause we were like 600 people and I was the only one with hair coloured in a weird way

Gonna open a "hate note", taking requests
It's like the death note but nothing happens to the people written there, I just say "Maaaan isn't this person the WORST" everytime they come up in a discussion and if I meet them I will def give them some mean side eye

Stessa faccia stessa razza

Why are *French* tacos a thing?
I saw several French tacos places lately and I'm like ????? what's the deal ?????? is it the Louvre food

Me: literally had one (1) donation on Kofi ever

Kofi: hey CHAMPION are you ready to CAPITALIZE wouldn't it be wild if you were rich lmaoooo WORK BITCH

Shut up you're not my real Britney Spears 😡

My dad refusing to give me and my siblings money and then asking me why I do not eat seafood

Idk pretty

I forgot about mountains
Like where I live there are no mountains

You don't care about my life?
Too bad take this picture too

Everytime I schedule memes and they come out at the same time I get so angry why did I schedule them if they don't bother coming out in a way that makes sense smh

Italian Porchetta fans RISE UP

What your paninaro choice says about you

Salsiccia: basic
Hamburger: basic
Porchetta: CHAD
Cotoletta: fren what's your problem
Bacon: dude you're not American you make the cotoletta guy look chad in comparison
Vegetarian: less chad but still very chad

Name a more iconic duo than straight dudes with oily hair and unpromptedly telling me about their failing romantic relationships

This is my life now