Someone please teach me how to use Rollerblades I need to move to Barbieland

WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME THE SPICE GIRLS BROKE UP WHEN GERI HALLIWELL AND MEL B BROKE UP OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND IT OUT FROM A MEME

Heads will fall for this

I'm like the Sexy Poor Santa Claus of Telegram and I will not elaborate on that

Pls elaborate

I know it when you're naughty and you can whisper your deep desires into my ears while sitting on my lap