Sorry, I’m ESL and this has Not happened to me in a long time but i have to ask

What the Fuck does this mean

I’m like the last one to the party but it was such a treat

Ngl, getting real tired of megacorporations saying saving the planet it’s on YOU, random citizen! If you cook your pasta with the gas on you are WASTING RESOURCES. It will be YOUR FAULT, as if they are not still doing irreparable damage a thousand times worse every minute.

My mother somberly talking about “my life choices” and “needing to understand there are consequences”

The aforementioned life choices: going to the gym, getting broad shoulders

Is she, you know… buff?

(I’m Not i’m just big and fat with an android build but i got muscles under the fat now so my shoulders are Big)

But the things is, why being big and fat should mean I have to make myself small?

In the way I dress, in the way I exercise, why should I choose not the things i like most, the things that make me feel strong and powerful, but only those that would make me look thinner and smaller?

Does this apply to the way i move, too? The way i talk, i laugh, i think?