And now, chewing on my protein bar after downing my pre-workout pills, I ask: what have I become

Since when I’m a fucking jock???

Sorry, I’m ESL and this has Not happened to me in a long time but i have to ask

What the Fuck does this mean

I’m like the last one to the party but it was such a treat

Ngl, getting real tired of megacorporations saying saving the planet it’s on YOU, random citizen! If you cook your pasta with the gas on you are WASTING RESOURCES. It will be YOUR FAULT, as if they are not still doing irreparable damage a thousand times worse every minute.

My mother somberly talking about “my life choices” and “needing to understand there are consequences”

The aforementioned life choices: going to the gym, getting broad shoulders