The song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" portrays Santa as a strict authoritarian against outward displays of negative emotion, teaching children that they should bottle those away.

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Seeing color is one of the most subjective experiences in zoology.

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What if Q-Tips are called Q-Tips because the Q looks like a tiny ear with a stick poking into it as a hidden product demo disguised as a letter.

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Very few people can actually keep their watch 5 minutes fast any more.

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Frosty probably had to hurry on his way because the traffic cop was chasing after him.

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On most family trees, you can tell where kids hung ornaments by the clusters and the height of the branches.

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The number 68 is quite literally the forgotten middle child.

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You never see good news written in the fine print.

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Most of our adult lives is based around distracting ourselves from the fact that it's going to end.

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Is the dead internet theory just ennoscriptment? Are we blaming bots for the lack of high quality, authentic and well-researched content, when none of us want to take the time to produce it?

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Since human memory fades over time, Google Photos could be retroactively using AI to alter details in pictures we took years ago, and we would likely rewrite our own memories to match the file rather than notice the change.

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Everyone believes they are thinking independently, yet most of their strongest opinions were introduced to them by someone else first.

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Somewhere in the world out there two people matched on a dating app and both are using ChatGPT to write every response to each other.

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If your first-ever attempt at gambling went completely unsuccessfully, that was probably the better outcome.

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If radio was invented today it would be controlled by four companies and locked behind a paywall.

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If zombie movies were accurate, the characters would put a lot more emotion towards how bad it would smell.

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You know a home is yours when you can cross it in the dark without reaching for the walls.

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The more beer you drink, the less your pee looks like beer.

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Because of yearbooks, it is more than likely that all of your past teachers have a photo of you in their house.

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The old misconception that everyone used to live in caves probably dates back to when everyone lived in caves.

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Compared to restaurant soda prices, the gigantic movie theater sodas are seeming more reasonable.

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