A house I made in Terraria last year inspired by Technoblade's house from DSMP
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So guys I was thinking, I am seeing Techno's youtube subscriber growth and its not that bad, w just got to 21.3 mil but, I feel that we need more. OK, so basically what we need to do is beat dream and get more subscribers than him. Now I don't hate dream but we need to do it okay. We gotta have the biggest mcyt as Technoblade, and its a bit far. Also, dream is starting his revival and its actually not going that bad. Good for him but if we need to beat him we need better growth. So my idea is that you guys come up with ideas cuz I can't think of any, but by 2030 we need to beat Dream. I mean after that like the internet will blow up and next second he will be at 50 mil. So that's like all I am asking. Now I don't have many life skills I am just going around door to door with a begging bowl, but if you have time we could really just throw him up at the top officially. (Again i don't hate dream its just that he is sorta in the way. Best of Luck to him in doing whatever he wanna does also its not necessary that you guys gotta do something, if you have time and you want to do it, just jump on the wagon)
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So guys I was thinking, I am seeing Techno's youtube subscriber growth and its not that bad, w just got to 21.3 mil but, I feel that we need more. OK, so basically what we need to do is beat dream and get more subscribers than him. Now I don't hate dream but we need to do it okay. We gotta have the biggest mcyt as Technoblade, and its a bit far. Also, dream is starting his revival and its actually not going that bad. Good for him but if we need to beat him we need better growth. So my idea is that you guys come up with ideas cuz I can't think of any, but by 2030 we need to beat Dream. I mean after that like the internet will blow up and next second he will be at 50 mil. So that's like all I am asking. Now I don't have many life skills I am just going around door to door with a begging bowl, but if you have time we could really just throw him up at the top officially. (Again i don't hate dream its just that he is sorta in the way. Best of Luck to him in doing whatever he wanna does also its not necessary that you guys gotta do something, if you have time and you want to do it, just jump on the wagon)
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Techno Youtooz Plushies
So lately ive finally gotten my own job after YEARS, and i was young when i watched techno
I really wanna get ahold of one of his plushies but not an offbrand or anything of that sort, yet i cant find any that dont seem 'strange', alot of ebay sellers seem fishy,,
i wish i couldve gotten these plushies at launch but i was very embarrassed about my interest 4-5 years ago
HELP
i dont mind any but specifically \\"FLOP\\" and \\"SIT\\" would be perfect
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So lately ive finally gotten my own job after YEARS, and i was young when i watched techno
I really wanna get ahold of one of his plushies but not an offbrand or anything of that sort, yet i cant find any that dont seem 'strange', alot of ebay sellers seem fishy,,
i wish i couldve gotten these plushies at launch but i was very embarrassed about my interest 4-5 years ago
HELP
i dont mind any but specifically \\"FLOP\\" and \\"SIT\\" would be perfect
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Quick question of a project I'm working on.
Would it be offensive or rude if I were to write a story about technoblade, but pretending like everything he did was an epic myth, and not just stuff in Minecraft? Like the potato war was to prevent a famine, or the fight with dream was an epic battle between two seasoned warriors. Would it be okay for me to write that, or should I scrap it?
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Would it be offensive or rude if I were to write a story about technoblade, but pretending like everything he did was an epic myth, and not just stuff in Minecraft? Like the potato war was to prevent a famine, or the fight with dream was an epic battle between two seasoned warriors. Would it be okay for me to write that, or should I scrap it?
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The legend of Technoblade chapter 1: Humble beginnings
(For those who did not see my previous post, this is chapter 1 of a story chronicling all of technoblades major events, but written as if he was a great warrior of myths and legends, and the events weren't just things that happened in Minecraft.)
The legend of Technoblade
Chapter 1: Humble Beginnings.
A long while ago, a man was born. This man was not like others, for he had an appearance resembling a wild boar. Hooves for feet, a snout for a nose, tusks jutting from his face, and short fur across his body. This man's name is not known, but ancient texts refer to him as Technoblade.
The parents of this man were believed to be two deities, though they raised Technoblade amongst mortals. Despite his abnormal appearance, Technoblade grew up in a loving home. He loved listening to stories of great warriors and architects, creating monuments from seemingly nothing, and slaying legendary beasts.
As soon as he was old enough, Technoblade began entering tournaments to prove his combat prowess, in hopes he would one day live up to the warriors he so admired. His parents may not have understood it, but they encouraged him nonetheless. Very quickly he began to climb the ranks, being recognized as a skilled warrior, though nowhere near the recognition of his idols.
One day, Technoblade heard tell of a powerful dragon terrorizing the countryside. Many powerful warriors were sent after the dragon, but Technoblade decided this was his chance to make a name for himself.
While preparing to go hunt the dragon, Technoblade grabbed crude armor, a dull sword, and a shield that had seen better days. Then, he grabbed two wagon wheels affixed to a dowel. He stood atop the dowel, and began his journey, rolling on the wheels for the entire journey.
Many called him crazy, many more called him delusional. There was no tactical advantage to fighting on wheels, after all. But Technoblade wasn't doing this for practicality, he was doing it for recognition. After all, no one had ever beaten a dragon on wheels.
The time had come, Technoblade found the dragon. Refusing to stop now, he picked up speed, all the while keeping his balance. The dragon at first attacked without mercy. It would swoop down attempting to bite him, or cover the ground in its toxic miasma breath. Technoblade and the dragon traded blows for hours, until the dragon noticed the wheels. It didn't laugh, it didn't react, it merely paused for a moment, as if contemplating this strange pig-man's audacity. That pause was all Technoblade needed.
With one last slash, he drove the sword along the dragon's abdomen, the furious creature roaring in agony as it was felled. Out of the abdomen fell a large, black egg. With a smile on his face, and the cheers of a crowd of adventurers around him, Technoblade picked up the egg as a trophy, and began his way back home, never leaving the wheels.
Upon arrival back at his village, Technoblade was greeted by glorious chanting and revelry. Word began to spread across the land, who was this man who had slaughtered a dragon and retrieved its egg, all while balancing atop two wagon wheels? He became famous, tales told by the few who had seen it. Though his game was smaller than many other great warriors, Technoblade reveled in it. Little did Technoblade know, his escapades had caught the attention of a sadistic man. A man who tormented innocent young men and children for his amusement. A man by the name… of Simon.
(Planned chapters include bedwars streak, mc championship, dream smp, potato war, dream fight, Mr beasts refrigerator, Skyblock mini stories, saving skyblock from politics, and, sadly, the cancer and the events that followed. Not necessarily in this order. Please tell me more things you'd like to see me adapt into this format. No AI was used in this story.)
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(For those who did not see my previous post, this is chapter 1 of a story chronicling all of technoblades major events, but written as if he was a great warrior of myths and legends, and the events weren't just things that happened in Minecraft.)
The legend of Technoblade
Chapter 1: Humble Beginnings.
A long while ago, a man was born. This man was not like others, for he had an appearance resembling a wild boar. Hooves for feet, a snout for a nose, tusks jutting from his face, and short fur across his body. This man's name is not known, but ancient texts refer to him as Technoblade.
The parents of this man were believed to be two deities, though they raised Technoblade amongst mortals. Despite his abnormal appearance, Technoblade grew up in a loving home. He loved listening to stories of great warriors and architects, creating monuments from seemingly nothing, and slaying legendary beasts.
As soon as he was old enough, Technoblade began entering tournaments to prove his combat prowess, in hopes he would one day live up to the warriors he so admired. His parents may not have understood it, but they encouraged him nonetheless. Very quickly he began to climb the ranks, being recognized as a skilled warrior, though nowhere near the recognition of his idols.
One day, Technoblade heard tell of a powerful dragon terrorizing the countryside. Many powerful warriors were sent after the dragon, but Technoblade decided this was his chance to make a name for himself.
While preparing to go hunt the dragon, Technoblade grabbed crude armor, a dull sword, and a shield that had seen better days. Then, he grabbed two wagon wheels affixed to a dowel. He stood atop the dowel, and began his journey, rolling on the wheels for the entire journey.
Many called him crazy, many more called him delusional. There was no tactical advantage to fighting on wheels, after all. But Technoblade wasn't doing this for practicality, he was doing it for recognition. After all, no one had ever beaten a dragon on wheels.
The time had come, Technoblade found the dragon. Refusing to stop now, he picked up speed, all the while keeping his balance. The dragon at first attacked without mercy. It would swoop down attempting to bite him, or cover the ground in its toxic miasma breath. Technoblade and the dragon traded blows for hours, until the dragon noticed the wheels. It didn't laugh, it didn't react, it merely paused for a moment, as if contemplating this strange pig-man's audacity. That pause was all Technoblade needed.
With one last slash, he drove the sword along the dragon's abdomen, the furious creature roaring in agony as it was felled. Out of the abdomen fell a large, black egg. With a smile on his face, and the cheers of a crowd of adventurers around him, Technoblade picked up the egg as a trophy, and began his way back home, never leaving the wheels.
Upon arrival back at his village, Technoblade was greeted by glorious chanting and revelry. Word began to spread across the land, who was this man who had slaughtered a dragon and retrieved its egg, all while balancing atop two wagon wheels? He became famous, tales told by the few who had seen it. Though his game was smaller than many other great warriors, Technoblade reveled in it. Little did Technoblade know, his escapades had caught the attention of a sadistic man. A man who tormented innocent young men and children for his amusement. A man by the name… of Simon.
(Planned chapters include bedwars streak, mc championship, dream smp, potato war, dream fight, Mr beasts refrigerator, Skyblock mini stories, saving skyblock from politics, and, sadly, the cancer and the events that followed. Not necessarily in this order. Please tell me more things you'd like to see me adapt into this format. No AI was used in this story.)
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The movie
I just saw the movie and I almost cried when I saw it
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I just saw the movie and I almost cried when I saw it
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Not a Minecraft fan. And never heard of Techoblade
I was scrolling through TikTok and saw Technoblade’s final words, spoken by his dad. By the end, I was in tears. The words “if you’re reading this, I’m dead” were so sad. Having had cancer myself, I guess I understand why.
It’s strange how words can mean so much to people. I’m probably too old for Minecraft and have no idea how it works.
Thanks for reading. Have a nice 2026.
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I was scrolling through TikTok and saw Technoblade’s final words, spoken by his dad. By the end, I was in tears. The words “if you’re reading this, I’m dead” were so sad. Having had cancer myself, I guess I understand why.
It’s strange how words can mean so much to people. I’m probably too old for Minecraft and have no idea how it works.
Thanks for reading. Have a nice 2026.
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