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The legend of Technoblade chapter 2: No sleep for the wicked

(This is the second chapter in my story chronicling all of technoblades accomplishments as if he was an ancient legendary warrior, rather than a Minecraft player.)

Chapter 2: No sleep for the wicked

Simon was a man who thrived on the suffering of others. He was a sadistic man who had control over his own realm, which he used to hold combat tournaments with strange rulesets. Some, you'd be dropped in the middle of a large area filled with weapons, forced to fight to the death with all other participants. Another would have the combatants fight atop floating islands, where one wrong step could send you tumbling into nothingness. Simon never allowed people to die, no. He would simply bring them back, committed to watching them torment each other forever.

One day, however, Simon began to notice something. A young man with the face of a boar was coming out victorious far more than anyone else. Whether fighting on solid ground or sky islands, this man seemed to be an unstoppable force of violence. This gave Simon the perfect idea.

Technoblade was dropped onto a set of floating islands, but this time it was a bit different. There were merchants on the island, and a machine that continuously created precious metals that the merchants would happily buy in exchange for equipment. The most standout feature, however, was a single bed. This bed was nothing special, a simple wooden frame with red covers, enough room for one person, however it held a power that made this tournament far different from others. If one were to die in this tournament, rather than being brought back outside of the battlefield, they would reform at their bed, as if the experience was merely a bad dream.

Technoblade loved a challenge, so he eagerly participated. However Simon didn't put Technoblade here to see if he would win, he was sure he would. No, Simon put Technoblade here to see how far his lust for victory would go. Killing all other participants did not allow Technoblade to go free, it merely allowed for the next batch of sacrifices to be brought in. Every victory allowed Technoblade a few minutes of rest, before he would be forced to fight once more.

For many days and nights, Technoblade fought. He never faltered, never slipped, always eager to get just one more victory. Slowly, he began to feel angry. Why had he been going for so long? When would it stop? Why was he still inside his battlefield.

He reached 1000 wins, the motions of combat now second nature. He began to hinder himself, only fighting with one hand, with his eyes closed, even balanced stop wagon wheels in honor of what brought him his fame. Still, he never lost.

Finally, he reached 1400 wins. A number so high, none would ever hope to reach it. Technoblade was about to slaughter the final victim when the unthinkable happened.

His bed was destroyed.

Now this wasn't the end, of course, Technoblade just needed to kill the one who destroyed it, an easy feat. And yet, as he watched the frightened boy's sword be pulled from the splintered bed, a profound sense of calm overtook him. No rage, no bloodlust, just a silence that he hasn't heard in a long time. And as he looked from the terrified boy to the endless expanse of nothing beneath the sky islands, he had come to a conclusion. He no longer wanted to win.

He walked over to the child, someone no older than 12, and smiled. Technoblade backed towards the edge of the island, glancing down one more time at the void below, and with a final salute to the one who finally bested him, he fell backwards, plummeting into the void. The last word he spoke as he fell weren't sad, nor were they angry. The only one who could hear him was the boy he had bestowed with victory. As he fell he simply said, “Good game.”


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an extended version of Woe to thee ye people order, the epic war ballad of technoblade

in spite of having been a fan of technoblade for a while, I've yet to create a real tribute till now, so this is that, I always loved the song Woe to thee ye people of order, but wished it covered the parts of his career beyond the dream smp, this has been meant as a tribute to his memory, and was written with full intention of being respectful. credit to the following

Song and melody written by ​⁠@TheShinySnivy
Additional lyrics and alterations by ​⁠@MizzFishYT , Knight of Endale, and ​⁠@unintendedmango5825

and now, here it is

my beginning was humble, a showing of lore

A studio of violence not seen before

But the venue grew weary and I did grow bored

And so did begin the tale of the boar



I wandered and conquered, many a land

Within but a few months, each victory was at hand

Though my name was unknown, it began to grow

But even I did not know, just how far I would go



I grew tired of conquest, and sought out new lands

And on hypixel found a fight worthy of my hands

Twenty four per arena, I sought out the best

And made them all fall before my grand quest 



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



On islands above, I sent foes below

Joined the council of ten and made it my home

Was named a master, and made them all bow

As my dragon and I soared through the clouds



It was then I heard whispers, voices in my head

As I gripped my wheel and reached the end

And soon they began, to demand to see blood

I started a champion, and ended a god



I returned to the islands, but this time there’s more

A goal to break beds to make final gore

Two hundred battles I won without pause

And realized just how high that I could go now



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And that you fear me and fear my friends



I gathered fine warriors, of high esteem

Even against flying code-breakers a victory was seen

A thousand more victories, then two hundred more still

Till I grew tired of waiting for my team



But attention withdrew, the voices waned

It seemed that my efforts had been in vain

For a year I drifted, stuck in limbo

Till the time came, the return I was owed



Four hundred more victories, I gifted a friend

And then set out for exotic lands

A moment of peace, high up in the sky

But my day of ascension yet unknown was nigh



Oh woe to thee ye people of order 

I hope your homes continue to smolder 

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



One day every week, we gathered to fight

Two dozen pairings all legends by right

They ignored me at first for my name was unknown

But soon they’d all give me the fear I was owed



The voices increased, to one million-fold

My name it did spread, my legend did grow

The format was changed for my blade they did fear

Rules broken against me were left unenforced



But still I did win, four out of fourteen 

Never placed below third individually

My one million voices grew one hundred times more

But then I did settle after earning my score



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I build my home amidst the smoulder

And in the sky I rose again

I put down my sword and made some friends



In the land in the sky, I farmed and I forged

Slaying dragons and making deadlier swords

My speed grew greater, and flight I achieved

But competition I craved and soon would see



In pursuit of more power I’d raised up my hoe

In my prowess I strove and through ranks I rose

Till only one stood before me, my single true foe

And I laughed in victory as my plans I showed



My enemy pushed on, as determined as I

We sought out rare powers and spread careful lies

But in a battle of wills, it comes down to the mind

So my mastery of his mind made the crown
mine



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope you homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



Freed from the battle, a peace was made

But my love for the peace had begun to fade

So when and invitation, to conquest was made

I traversed frozen wastelands to stake my claim



I claimed the fortress, of the gate to the moon

With my good friend the angel who heralded doom

Together we set out, to the east and the west

And for but one hour we achieved world conquest



Returning from trial, we began to build

A great rail-bridge constructed to link our wills

But an assassin was sent, of an enemy state

For my friend the angel and so was born hate



Oh woe to thee you agent of order

I’ll ensure your home continues to smolder

And that you never touch my friend

Now leave me be or face your end



I chased him all, across the world

Till at his home a treaty he signed

But an ally made, the book to burn

And so we left a ruin behind



After war was waged, a challenge was made

A final duel to end the fight

Amidst his loss, we found the trap he’d made

We twisted his arm to finally sign



Tired by conquest again, I sought out new fights

Found a championship to join, but struggled in strife

Till with friends at hand, and plans in mind

We slaughtered them all and the voices ran wild!



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



T’was then that I found my rival indeed

A runner and hunter who moved with great speed

A comparison was made, a ruckus was raised

Till in championship for blood we bayed



Victories we traded, each loss for a win

Though our blades did not cross the margin was thin

After battle we joked, we should form a team

Unaware that such an event would be seen



But first I was needed, by two close friends

To replace their two allies as one single man

Through two hundred foes, we’d fight to the end

Though we thought we’d make a final stand



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

When you see me and see my friends



The voices had watched, but now they would act

Till an army of hounds I’d have at my back

Armed and armored, our foes would all fall

Ending with just we three against twenty one all



We achieved victory, the last to stand

The record broke three-fold once by my own hand

The kills of the previous team record had just been nineteen 

While my team together, killed one hundred sixteen



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you fear to rise again

For fear of me and of my friends



I returned to my rivalry, we both stood form

Till a shock arrived by one single word

A pairing in tournament, not seen before

But we’d make them fear the might of our swords



It started of easy, they trembled with fear

At first it seemed our victory was near

But all was not certain, for a moment hoped waned

But we recovered and soon we wore crowns again!



Then finally, the time was nigh

Me and my rival would battle on high

Ten matches total, to ensure it was fair

While the beast watched on through the glare



By sword and by axe, we danced in our duel

Trading match for match we drew close to a tie

Til we matched five to four, with just one round left

When finally it ended and I cried victory on high



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope you see my victory over

The only one who could match me

And finally learn why you should fear me



For a month there was silence, the voices were still

For the time being we’d had our fill

I put down my sword, and took a rest

Simply a moment to catch my breath



But came a cry from a man that I’d known

Someone to whom rare compassion I’d shown

And so I opened up my door

To the man who promised me blood and war



Oh woe to thee, ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



I followed
him far to a distant land

Where he had been exiled by one single man

His horns they were wicked, his power was great

And you looked in his eyes and were swallowed by hate



He took me to shelter, his humble abode

A pitiful cavern his comrades called home

He handed me bedding and bid me adieu

As I sat and I pondered on what I should do



For I craved violence, I craved to be free (I craved violence)

From the people who wish to control me (I won’t hide it)

Yes I believe in anarchy’s reign 

I know that dictators only bring pain (I believe in anarchy’s reign)



Oh woe to thee, ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And leave me be and leave my friends



I prepared for battle, I hoarded and schemed

But I did not know all was not what it seemed

My allies unstable, their loyalty thin

Yes we would have victory but what would we win?



The battle was chaos, blood roared in my ear

A chain of explosions, they looked up with fear

They set up a leader and shouted hoorays

And I shuddered and realized that I’d been betrayed



Is this what you want, corruption and power?

Well I won’t stand for it, this is my hour!

Take on these beasts, I’m now friend to none

If you think you’re a hero, then die like one!



Oh woe to thee, ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And woe to those who called me a friend



I fled until silence was all I could hear

The voices once screaming now hummed in my ears

The cold it was lonely but I was alone

And I promised that I’d not let blood taint my home



But then came a message from my only friend

“Oh warrior hide, or else this is the end

They’ve bound up my wings and they hunt for your head

They promised me justice; but they’ll see you dead!”



They came to me with an armed battalion

Held an axe to my innocent stallion

And said “Now it is your turn to bow!

See how the king has fallen now”



They raised an anvil and laid me below (Laid him below)

They thought to crush me painful and slow (Painful and slow)

But I did live, and I did flee (Don’t let him go!)

And I put my pick through the butcher’s teeth



Oh, Woe to thee, ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you never rise again

And beware of me and beware my friends



I returned from battle all tattered and worn

And found at my doorstep a child forlorn

He told me his story, he told me his woes

As I thought up a plan for our mutual foes



I stealthily went to familiar lands

As I gathered my weapons and laid out my plans

But when the poor child spoke with friends he had known

He abandoned our mission and left me alone



I gathered my hounds and made them devour

The allies I once knew; sweet friendships now sour

And let explosions rain from on high

As I watched them run and fight for their lives



Oh woe to thee, ye People of Order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you’ll never rise again

And woe to those who called me a friend



I reveled in victory, time passed in a blink

I took a new prodigy under my wing

I watched him grow bolder, I watched him grow brave

And I watched as they took him and locked him away



A rescue was gathered, our plans were all honed

To save my apprentice and the man that I owed

All went as expected, we thought we’d escaped

But they grabbed my apprentice, and there he was slain




My rage and my grief flared brighter than flame

I charged the warden, but he fled the blame

And I did swear as he did flee

I’d avenge the one he took from me



I tracked down the man to the edge of the world

With enemies turned allies, his white flag unfurled

We dragged him back and left him to rot

And I returned from the carnage I wrought



Oh woe to thee ye people of order

I hope your homes continue to smolder

And that you’ll never rise again

And beware of me and beware of my friends



But then came a foe, one could not simply fight

To fight it alone would be an unhelpful plight

But when I told the world, of what I must fight

It said
it would fight with me through the dark night



Disputes faded away, mere nightmares dismissed

As we made our display for all to witness

And army of friends, several million strong

Voices without and within together raised song



We blasted through stone, and soared through the sky

A show to put on to raise hopes high

And those hopes together, caused charity

And charity made the enemy bleed



A dragon was slain, but then the time came

But in spite of the grief it was not in vain

For though the foe, was not split in twain

Forever more its wound would remain



Oh woe to thee, ye foe of my order

I’ll make sure your wound continues to smolder

And though I may not rise again

One day will come your final end



I made one request, to those I held dear

A mere fulfilled dream before the end of the year

But when a million voices, heard my one ask

They suddenly knew their one single task



Though I leave this world, know I am not sad

For this time that we spent I am most glad

If I could do it again, you know what I’d choose

But for now, farewell, and good fortune to you



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The Technoblade Movie (semifinals)

If you were active on this subreddit, you might have seen the post I made regarding sticksfilms and their mission to make short-film type trailers for youtubers.

They are currently hosting a competition to make a final 'trailer' for a YouTuber and there was an option for a wild card entry into the semi finals.

As Wildcard entry into the semi finals, the Techno fans spoke loud and got him in.

There will be a vote on their instagram, sticksfilms, on Monday 5PM PST.

I am not trying to promote these people but their past work has always been met with positive reviews and I believe this trailer can be an amazing tribute to our legend.

Do not follow their Instagram if you dont want to but please please please vote for techno.

Our fanbase is against Rhett & Link, 2 YouTube legends.

Lets do this guys. All of us need to vote. We have to win.

I know this subreddit can do it.

For Techno.




TLDR - If you vote for Technoblade on sticksfilms instagram, we may get a movie made for him. We are against YT legends so this sub really needs to give it their all to win.

Technoblade never dies.

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