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Seth Dillon

He knows it's parody; he's lamenting the accuracy of it. You know, cause there's a grain of truth in every joke. Kind of embarrassing to think you're out ahead of someone when you're actually trailing them, isn't it?

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Seth Dillon

Twitter wants you to know that Ted Cruz shared one of our articles. And they want you to think he didn’t know it was satire so you’ll a) think less of him, and b) begin to see just how dangerous we are.

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Seth Dillon

He says something like this about a Babylon Bee post every month or so.

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Seth Dillon

The real self-own is this "journalist" failing to search Ted Cruz's feed to see if he knows The Babylon Bee is satire.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Seth Dillon

Newsweek writes fake news story suggesting Cruz shares fake news without knowing it.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-shares-parody-babylon-bee-article-twitter-1569311

Newsweek

Ted Cruz Shares Fake Disney Job Ad Post: 'I Wish This Was Parody'

Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz shared a fake job advertisement from a conservative satire website for "strong," yet also "docile" women in the aftermath of the company's decision to fire 'The Mandalorian' star Gina Carano.

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Seth Dillon

Imagine if it had been real satire.

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Seth Dillon

I want to spend the rest of this marriage with you.

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Seth Dillon

Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It's Real

https://bit.ly/3u0Wp7Y

The Babylon Bee

Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It's Real

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A U.S. Senator has made what some are calling 'an embarrassing mistake' after he shared a New York Times article on Twitter, apparently unaware that The New York Times is a popular fake news site.The New York Times is a well-known publication…

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Seth Dillon

What an idiot.

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Seth Dillon

“All those people had to die.” — Cuomo the Killer Clown

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Seth Dillon

At what point do the white kids start committing suicide to prove they aren't racist?

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Seth Dillon

BREAKING:

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Seth Dillon

I shared the images from this piece on Instagram and they were removed for hate speech. If insta can recognize hate speech and take it down, why can't our education system?

https://bit.ly/3apYtPj

Notthebee

A NYC public school principal reportedly sent white parents this guide on how to become "white traitors" and advocate for "white…

This is what New Racism looks like.

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Seth Dillon

We actually created this tier and just pushed it live. It starts at $9,999/month.

Now, we wait . . .

https://bit.ly/2ZmeZth

The Babylon Bee

Babylon Bee Introduces 'Elon Musk' Subnoscription Plan For Fans Who Happen To Be Eccentric Billionaires

JUPITER, FL - The Babylon Bee has announced a new 'Elon Musk' subnoscription plan for any fans of the website who happen to be an eccentric billionaire.The Babylon Bee has featured paid subnoscription plans for two years now, ranging from $5 a month to a custom…

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Seth Dillon

Biden tells a blatant lie and fact-checkers like Glenn here give him a pass. These people are frauds, all of them. Truth is the last thing they're interested in protecting.

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Seth Dillon

Imagine the reaction if Trump had said minorities are too stupid to use the internet.

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Seth Dillon

He was right about so many things. #rushlimbaugh

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Seth Dillon

And the party of love, tolerance, and unity says:

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Seth Dillon