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Seth Dillon
He says something like this about a Babylon Bee post every month or so.
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Seth Dillon
The real self-own is this "journalist" failing to search Ted Cruz's feed to see if he knows The Babylon Bee is satire.

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Seth Dillon
Newsweek writes fake news story suggesting Cruz shares fake news without knowing it.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-shares-parody-babylon-bee-article-twitter-1569311
Newsweek
Ted Cruz Shares Fake Disney Job Ad Post: 'I Wish This Was Parody'
Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz shared a fake job advertisement from a conservative satire website for "strong," yet also "docile" women in the aftermath of the company's decision to fire 'The Mandalorian' star Gina Carano.
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Seth Dillon
Imagine if it had been real satire.
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Seth Dillon
I want to spend the rest of this marriage with you.
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Seth Dillon
Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It's Real

https://bit.ly/3u0Wp7Y
The Babylon Bee
Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It's Real
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A U.S. Senator has made what some are calling 'an embarrassing mistake' after he shared a New York Times article on Twitter, apparently unaware that The New York Times is a popular fake news site.The New York Times is a well-known publication…
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Seth Dillon
What an idiot.
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Seth Dillon
“All those people had to die.” — Cuomo the Killer Clown
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Seth Dillon
At what point do the white kids start committing suicide to prove they aren't racist?
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Seth Dillon
BREAKING:
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Seth Dillon
I shared the images from this piece on Instagram and they were removed for hate speech. If insta can recognize hate speech and take it down, why can't our education system?

https://bit.ly/3apYtPj
Notthebee
A NYC public school principal reportedly sent white parents this guide on how to become "white traitors" and advocate for "white…
This is what New Racism looks like.
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Seth Dillon
We actually created this tier and just pushed it live. It starts at $9,999/month.

Now, we wait . . .

https://bit.ly/2ZmeZth
The Babylon Bee
Babylon Bee Introduces 'Elon Musk' Subnoscription Plan For Fans Who Happen To Be Eccentric Billionaires
JUPITER, FL - The Babylon Bee has announced a new 'Elon Musk' subnoscription plan for any fans of the website who happen to be an eccentric billionaire.The Babylon Bee has featured paid subnoscription plans for two years now, ranging from $5 a month to a custom…
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Seth Dillon
Biden tells a blatant lie and fact-checkers like Glenn here give him a pass. These people are frauds, all of them. Truth is the last thing they're interested in protecting.
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Seth Dillon
Imagine the reaction if Trump had said minorities are too stupid to use the internet.
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Seth Dillon
He was right about so many things. #rushlimbaugh
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Seth Dillon
And the party of love, tolerance, and unity says:
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Seth Dillon
The legality of referring to our site's content as "satire" is in question over at Wikipedia. 😂
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Seth Dillon
Brb, creating a discount code for the Elon Musk subnoscription tier.

https://dailycaller.com/2021/02/17/jeff-bezos-elon-musk-richest-person-world-billionaires-index-list/
The Daily Caller
Jeff Bezos Overtakes Elon Musk As Richest Person In The World After Tesla Stock Drop
Jeff Bezos has once again reclaimed his noscript of being the richest person in the world after Elon Musk lost about $4.5 billion as Tesla lost 2.4% of shares.
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Seth Dillon
The Woke Post: She wouldn't have put super glue on her head if white people weren't evil.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/02/17/gorilla-glue-girl-tessica-brown/
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Seth Dillon
If you're doing science, you're trailing God. A scientist who remains a skeptic is like a hunter who remains a vegan. He refuses the very thing he pursues.
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Seth Dillon
I used to be dumb. Like a Democrat. Then I signed up for Thinkr's free email list and started getting key insights from brilliant books in my inbox.

https://bit.ly/3az9LRs
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