Thinly sliced cheese tastes different than thickly sliced cheese.
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People with six fingers per hand can’t give someone the middle finger.
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Before the internet, people assumed stupidity was due to a lack of access to information
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It really ought not be wrong to disclose to an interviewer that you only want a job for the money
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Dating apps feel like when you keep checking the fridge and then lower your standards enough to eat a slice of cheese and a carrot
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We all just decided to agree that mana in video games is blue.
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Serving sizes aren't meant to be practical, they exist to make you blame yourself for consuming so many calories instead of blaming the product itself
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Sometimes it’s better to stay silent than it is to be right.
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Most children are accidents. But it's very taboo to tell someone they were an accident.
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Breakfast in bed sounds fancy until it’s the result of depression or poverty.
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You can tell unions are good for workers because corporations invest so much money in attempting to break them up or discourage people from forming them
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Forwarded from Anarcho-Alterhumanist Voidpunk Memes And Miscellaneous
[PSA]
Be aware of a new form of scam on Telegram where one of your friends reaches out to you to help them 'unlock' their account by having you contact a 'support' bot, the name of the bot and the means by which they will message you to convince you to interact may vary, but the attack vector is similar.
The idea is that once you fall victim to the scam, the attacker will gain access to your telegram account, they may use accounts they stole from friends and family, so be sure to spread this message around to inform and minimize the potential victims in your circles.
Stay safe and help others be safe as well.
Be aware of a new form of scam on Telegram where one of your friends reaches out to you to help them 'unlock' their account by having you contact a 'support' bot, the name of the bot and the means by which they will message you to convince you to interact may vary, but the attack vector is similar.
The idea is that once you fall victim to the scam, the attacker will gain access to your telegram account, they may use accounts they stole from friends and family, so be sure to spread this message around to inform and minimize the potential victims in your circles.
Stay safe and help others be safe as well.
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Lego is simultaneously the world's largest, and world's smallest tyre manufacturer.
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When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less
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Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave
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The only people that will remember that you worked late and checked your emails on the weekends are your kids.
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It's a common saying that you're the sperm cell that won the day against 400 million others. But somehow no one ever says that you're the egg cell that won by default.
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