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Breakfast in bed sounds fancy until it’s the result of depression or poverty.
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You can tell unions are good for workers because corporations invest so much money in attempting to break them up or discourage people from forming them
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Lego is simultaneously the world's largest, and world's smallest tyre manufacturer.
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When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less
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Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave
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The only people that will remember that you worked late and checked your emails on the weekends are your kids.
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It's a common saying that you're the sperm cell that won the day against 400 million others. But somehow no one ever says that you're the egg cell that won by default.
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Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible
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There's a special place in hell for teacher who punish the whole class for one student's misbehavior.
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Somewhere out there is the richest homeless person
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*Have a nice day* sounds so nice and good while *enjoy the next 24 hours* sounds threatening.
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At some point there will be so many anime/TV series that an entire lifetime won't be enough to watch them all
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Not having an opinion about most things is better for your mental health than having an opinion about most things.
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No one describes their children as average. Even though, by definition, most of them are
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When all millennials are old, the word millennial will have an especially ancient ring to it.
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Japan is way more corporate but gets way less hate
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Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in public than milk.
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