A child with Down Syndrome is slightly more closely related to one parent than the other.

You weigh less when the ocean tide is in.

Morals must read as stupidity to people without them

When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.

They only had to change the word snake to essential to get us buying these oils again.

There is a limit to how much effort you are legally allowed to put into a police officer Halloween costume.

Eating anything as the Hulk too big for Bruce to digest will kill him when he reverts.

We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow

We may be 2-3 generations away from not having digital records of our ancestors.

The Grinch is microscopic.

Given that earth is 70% water we are lucky that it isn't just a bunch of far apart small islands

In reality, we read more than our parents used to at our same age, because of the Internet.

Saying you're humble immediately makes you less humble.

Bad parents never question whether they're bad parents.

rich people have jacuzzi thoughts

When you are a child, being in a bed alone in the dark is the scariest place you can be. When you are an adult, being in a bed alone in the dark is the least scary place you can be.

Your employer is monthly subscribed to you

Society has no answers for the toughest questions in life so it acts like those things don’t matter

Most people use some from of drug to get through the day or work.

You can't angrily roll up an automatic window.

Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich.