We're nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they're walking... not if they're driving slow

We may be 2-3 generations away from not having digital records of our ancestors.

The Grinch is microscopic.

Given that earth is 70% water we are lucky that it isn't just a bunch of far apart small islands

In reality, we read more than our parents used to at our same age, because of the Internet.

Saying you're humble immediately makes you less humble.

Bad parents never question whether they're bad parents.

rich people have jacuzzi thoughts

When you are a child, being in a bed alone in the dark is the scariest place you can be. When you are an adult, being in a bed alone in the dark is the least scary place you can be.

Your employer is monthly subscribed to you

Society has no answers for the toughest questions in life so it acts like those things don’t matter

Most people use some from of drug to get through the day or work.

You can't angrily roll up an automatic window.

Instead of being rich and famous, it is better being just rich.

A hospital is the most expensive one star hotel you will ever stay in

Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.

Cats are the only domestic animals where it is perfectly normal seeing them stroll through the city without any human accompaniment

The classic stereotype that males won’t ask for directions died in less than two decades.

Every individual is the world record holder of something oddly specific.

Eating anything as the Hulk too big for Bruce to digest will kill him when he reverts.

It’s amazing how much uglier some people get as they age