natural selection favours horny people, so as a species we’ll keep getting hornier and hornier

Your younger self is an older version of you

California has the most pedestrian-hostile cities, despite having the most pedestrian-friendly weather

Someone needs to make italicised sms possible…it’s 2024 and we still can’t sarcasm…

The first immortal mouse will exist before the first immortal human

We have the technology to make star wars doors, it's just expensive and inconvenient.

From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rarer than diamonds

The only actual 2D thing in the universe is a shadow

People with jobs paid by taxes still pay taxes over their salaries.

Of all the rights felons lose after incarceration, being excluded from jury duty doesn't seem to be that undesirable.

It's odd that tyres last longer than shoes given the weight difference in what they're supporting

Butthole is the final frontier for acceptable nudity in mainstream movies and television

It's just wild that so many animals can fly. Like they can actually just fly. That's insane.

People are not as sympathetic towards fish as they are towards land animals.

Most people with siblings within a 2-3 year age gap don't remember the day they met them. They just kinda existed and we just accepted them as siblings.

In the Mutant universe, it's incredibly surprising that Professor X made it to his senior age and hadn't ran into a mutant that can heal his wounds and help him walk again

We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other.

The unofficial scent of NYC has gone from the stench of urine to the aroma of cannabis.

Jolly ranchers are basically you flavouring your saliva then drinking it

The amount of spam that goes to dead people's email must be staggering

A 10 minute walk feels faster than a 10 minute drive.