The first immortal mouse will exist before the first immortal human
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We have the technology to make star wars doors, it's just expensive and inconvenient.
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People with jobs paid by taxes still pay taxes over their salaries.
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Of all the rights felons lose after incarceration, being excluded from jury duty doesn't seem to be that undesirable.
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It's odd that tyres last longer than shoes given the weight difference in what they're supporting
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Butthole is the final frontier for acceptable nudity in mainstream movies and television
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It's just wild that so many animals can fly. Like they can actually just fly. That's insane.
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People are not as sympathetic towards fish as they are towards land animals.
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Most people with siblings within a 2-3 year age gap don't remember the day they met them. They just kinda existed and we just accepted them as siblings.
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In the Mutant universe, it's incredibly surprising that Professor X made it to his senior age and hadn't ran into a mutant that can heal his wounds and help him walk again
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We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other.
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The unofficial scent of NYC has gone from the stench of urine to the aroma of cannabis.
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Forwarded from AMER
Jolly ranchers are basically you flavouring your saliva then drinking it
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The amount of spam that goes to dead people's email must be staggering
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Morality changes with modernity, eventually animal slaughter too will become immoral when artificial meat production is normalised.
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The more people get plastic surgery to emphasize certain traits, the less those traits will be sexually selected for.
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The average human population of our solar system is about 1 billion people per planet.
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Ancient people living in certain parts of the world likely never knew ice existed.
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