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Most people with siblings within a 2-3 year age gap don't remember the day they met them. They just kinda existed and we just accepted them as siblings.
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In the Mutant universe, it's incredibly surprising that Professor X made it to his senior age and hadn't ran into a mutant that can heal his wounds and help him walk again
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We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other.
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The unofficial scent of NYC has gone from the stench of urine to the aroma of cannabis.
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Jolly ranchers are basically you flavouring your saliva then drinking it
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The amount of spam that goes to dead people's email must be staggering
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A 10 minute walk feels faster than a 10 minute drive.
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Morality changes with modernity, eventually animal slaughter too will become immoral when artificial meat production is normalised.
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The more people get plastic surgery to emphasize certain traits, the less those traits will be sexually selected for.
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The average human population of our solar system is about 1 billion people per planet.
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Ancient people living in certain parts of the world likely never knew ice existed.
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Dumb influencers having a huge following is proof that a lot of people are actually stupid.
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It's kinda crazy that knowing the ratio of the circumference of a wheel to its diameter was a key step to figuring out Einstein's theory of general relativity and Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
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It's kind of weird that we have a common, non-scientific word for a person lacking each of the 5 senses except for taste and smell
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Generative AI makes you an artist about as much as ordering fast food makes you a chef
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Everyone wonders what happens after death, yet no one wonders what happened before birth
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A lot of people think of Shakespeare plays as hard-to-access high art even though they were originally meant as entertainment for the common people and usually have a lot of crass humor.
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The coldest place in the universe is in labs on Earth
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No matter your age, someone older always says you're still young, and some little kid thinks you're over 100.
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Green is both the symbol for healthy and unhealthy
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Most job interviews are harder than the job itself
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