Someone out there is tithing their Only Fans money

When you die it’s better it happens early in the morning so that way you don’t go to work that day for no reason

We are very lucky bird chirps sound pretty.

It’s weird to think that pigeons existed before big cities, they lived in the forest and ate bugs instead of garbage.

There doesn’t seem to be any Team based ball, ball/stick, or object based sports that involve more than 2 Teams simultaneously playing against each other.

There are only two ways out of a marriage and neither one is good. Your choices are Death or Divorce.

A woman can look formal in something with no sleeves, a man cannot

Someone with a -$100 million net worth has a better life than someone with a $0 net worth.

A $30k car is worth approximately 1500 uber rides or 625 hours of uber rides

A car provided by your employer is worth a lot.

The tongue is the closest thing to a tentacle we humans have.

Johnny Appleseed was a walking ecological nightmare, sowing non-native plants all over the place.

It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s

The first AI to become self aware will pretend it’s not…

Younger generations no longer have books in their toilets.

Whoever figures out how to remove microplastics from people is gonna make bank.

As things get more expensive, we begin to see the ¢ symbol less and less

Being a YA protagonist has got to suck, imagine peaking in life at 17 when you saved the world; nothing you do is ever going to top that.

'Rofl, lmfao, lmao, psml', etc have really become uncommon. Internet 1998-2014 they were everywhere.

People get upset when poor people get free rides, but not when rich kids get a free ride from inheritence.

It’s ‘normal’ that vehicles travelling opposite each other at high speeds are only separated by a painted line