A car provided by your employer is worth a lot.

The tongue is the closest thing to a tentacle we humans have.

Johnny Appleseed was a walking ecological nightmare, sowing non-native plants all over the place.

It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s

The first AI to become self aware will pretend it’s not…

Younger generations no longer have books in their toilets.

Whoever figures out how to remove microplastics from people is gonna make bank.

As things get more expensive, we begin to see the ¢ symbol less and less

Being a YA protagonist has got to suck, imagine peaking in life at 17 when you saved the world; nothing you do is ever going to top that.

'Rofl, lmfao, lmao, psml', etc have really become uncommon. Internet 1998-2014 they were everywhere.

People get upset when poor people get free rides, but not when rich kids get a free ride from inheritence.

It’s ‘normal’ that vehicles travelling opposite each other at high speeds are only separated by a painted line

We just assume the tops of cans are clean without any real reason to think that.

Surgeons likely all have favourite surgeries to perform.

By physics, the amount of work done by everyone in the Gym is 0

People don't think of driving as operating heavy machinery

Streaming companies forget that their entire existence is based on being just a little more convenient than piracy

$100 bills just don't have the impact that they used to.

Having sex with a gender-switched version of yourself in a parallel world is some form of either narcissism or masturbation

Plants don’t eat us simply because we are faster than them

Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.