$100 bills just don't have the impact that they used to.

Having sex with a gender-switched version of yourself in a parallel world is some form of either narcissism or masturbation

Plants don’t eat us simply because we are faster than them

Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.

Every girl puts on the same voice when imitating a guy

For map collectors, the more wrong the map is, the more it's worth

We like birds singing because it is an indicator of safety

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We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.

There will be a lot of human fossils.

Humans are likely the only animals to hold in their farts on purpose.

The voice in your head has never sounded any older, even though you've been listening to it your entire life.

Dogs are smart enough to pick up on our language (walk, ball, chicken, etc) but we aren’t smart enough to pick up on theirs

No one ever sings happy birthday to a baby on the day they are born

People generally have a favorite for each of the five senses except touch (favorite food, song, color, smell)

Rock stars often have to dress like 20 year olds well beyond the age they’d want to

A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn't know how to cook.

being born in the 2000s will sound ancient one day

At some point in the future, breaking Olympic Records will no longer be a thing, because the human body has limits.

We’re quite lucky that south Asian scammers have heavy accents

There are numbers large enough that no computer in the world can store it.