As things get more expensive, we begin to see the ¢ symbol less and less

Being a YA protagonist has got to suck, imagine peaking in life at 17 when you saved the world; nothing you do is ever going to top that.

'Rofl, lmfao, lmao, psml', etc have really become uncommon. Internet 1998-2014 they were everywhere.

People get upset when poor people get free rides, but not when rich kids get a free ride from inheritence.

It’s ‘normal’ that vehicles travelling opposite each other at high speeds are only separated by a painted line

We just assume the tops of cans are clean without any real reason to think that.

Surgeons likely all have favourite surgeries to perform.

By physics, the amount of work done by everyone in the Gym is 0

People don't think of driving as operating heavy machinery

Streaming companies forget that their entire existence is based on being just a little more convenient than piracy

$100 bills just don't have the impact that they used to.

Having sex with a gender-switched version of yourself in a parallel world is some form of either narcissism or masturbation

Plants don’t eat us simply because we are faster than them

Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.

Every girl puts on the same voice when imitating a guy

For map collectors, the more wrong the map is, the more it's worth

We like birds singing because it is an indicator of safety

A man’s inbox on onlyfans is the same as a women’s inbox on tinder

We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.

There will be a lot of human fossils.

Humans are likely the only animals to hold in their farts on purpose.