The voice in your head has never sounded any older, even though you've been listening to it your entire life.

Dogs are smart enough to pick up on our language (walk, ball, chicken, etc) but we aren’t smart enough to pick up on theirs

No one ever sings happy birthday to a baby on the day they are born

People generally have a favorite for each of the five senses except touch (favorite food, song, color, smell)

Rock stars often have to dress like 20 year olds well beyond the age they’d want to

A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn't know how to cook.

being born in the 2000s will sound ancient one day

At some point in the future, breaking Olympic Records will no longer be a thing, because the human body has limits.

We’re quite lucky that south Asian scammers have heavy accents

There are numbers large enough that no computer in the world can store it.

In shows and movies you almost never see anyone use a mouse or trackpad to interact with a computer, only the keyboard.

Being at work is the closest most people will ever get to being in prison

Mike Tyson is trying to recreate the (almost) exact story of Rocky 6.

You never see a woman calling another woman a virgin as an insult

People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.

Smartphone games were way more fun 10 years ago

As you get older, 4am goes from being really late at night to being really early morning.

You never see Darth Vader run.

Pipe cleaners are used more for arts and craft than for actually cleaning pipes

Everyone has a different opinion on the line of when a spanking crosses over from being playful to a punishment

Laptops are named because they can be put on top of laps, but shouldn't be used that way