Rock stars often have to dress like 20 year olds well beyond the age they’d want to

A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn't know how to cook.

being born in the 2000s will sound ancient one day

At some point in the future, breaking Olympic Records will no longer be a thing, because the human body has limits.

We’re quite lucky that south Asian scammers have heavy accents

There are numbers large enough that no computer in the world can store it.

In shows and movies you almost never see anyone use a mouse or trackpad to interact with a computer, only the keyboard.

Being at work is the closest most people will ever get to being in prison

Mike Tyson is trying to recreate the (almost) exact story of Rocky 6.

You never see a woman calling another woman a virgin as an insult

People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.

Smartphone games were way more fun 10 years ago

As you get older, 4am goes from being really late at night to being really early morning.

You never see Darth Vader run.

Pipe cleaners are used more for arts and craft than for actually cleaning pipes

Everyone has a different opinion on the line of when a spanking crosses over from being playful to a punishment

Laptops are named because they can be put on top of laps, but shouldn't be used that way

It's ironic how YouTubers often start their channels to escape traditional media and ads but once they get popular they end up filling their videos with unskippable ads they stitch into their videos.

You only ever lose one sock, because if you lost both you'd never notice

Your existence is proof that no matter how bad things got throughout human history, people always found a way to bang.

A certain South Park joke likely prevented Wheel of Fortune from a ton of embarrassment in real life