Being at work is the closest most people will ever get to being in prison

Mike Tyson is trying to recreate the (almost) exact story of Rocky 6.

You never see a woman calling another woman a virgin as an insult

People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.

Smartphone games were way more fun 10 years ago

As you get older, 4am goes from being really late at night to being really early morning.

You never see Darth Vader run.

Pipe cleaners are used more for arts and craft than for actually cleaning pipes

Everyone has a different opinion on the line of when a spanking crosses over from being playful to a punishment

Laptops are named because they can be put on top of laps, but shouldn't be used that way

It's ironic how YouTubers often start their channels to escape traditional media and ads but once they get popular they end up filling their videos with unskippable ads they stitch into their videos.

You only ever lose one sock, because if you lost both you'd never notice

Your existence is proof that no matter how bad things got throughout human history, people always found a way to bang.

A certain South Park joke likely prevented Wheel of Fortune from a ton of embarrassment in real life

Turn signals are a perfect example of the Schrödinger's cat theory.

Real empaths wouldn't tell people they're empaths

Higher interest rates for people with bad credit increases the likelihood they'll default.

Humans, the top apex predator which routinely wipes out species, permanently changes landscapes and has the capability to destroy over 99% of all living things; is the same as the one who is terrified of little harmless 8-legged specks getting too close

Being old and surprising kids with being good at video games is over

Last Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks.

Anyone who doesn't think they're attractive just isn't their own type