Bacteria shit in your mouth while you sleep

One day our phones will be good enough to run GTA V

It costs a shop less to employ self-scanners than cashiers, but the saving is not passed on to the people who use them

If poison expires, does it become less or more poisonous?

CBD is the non-alcoholic beer of marijuana

Humans have to have rules about fishing and hunting because we are too good at it.

Cats must have a very complex culture considering how often they'll fight for seemingly no reason.

Within 10 years there are definitely going to be people who believe January 6th never actually happened and that all footage of the event was faked.

A bookmark more expensive than a dollar is not worth it as you can just use the dollar bill as the bookmark.

Your tongue knows how the texture of any object feels

We've inadvertently reduced the risk of overpopulation by making people's lives too difficult to have children.

Everyone has had a cringe era.

All the adults knew what the kids were doing by the public pool jets

You are the closest to death you have ever been,But you are also the farthest from death you will ever be.

With how far technology has advanced in cars, it’s surprising that they do not come with built in dash cams

The way AI produces gibberish text in art looks the same as text appears in your dreams.

Jimmy neutron's parents' electricity bill must be egregious

Personality matters but looks is the basic qualification

The problem with the internet is that all the village idiots have found each other and formed internet villages.

When you're older you realise why a lot of parents have their bedroom on the opposite side of the house to their kids ones.

The average amount of times someone dies in their life is greater than 1