A bookmark more expensive than a dollar is not worth it as you can just use the dollar bill as the bookmark.

Your tongue knows how the texture of any object feels

We've inadvertently reduced the risk of overpopulation by making people's lives too difficult to have children.

Everyone has had a cringe era.

All the adults knew what the kids were doing by the public pool jets

You are the closest to death you have ever been,But you are also the farthest from death you will ever be.

With how far technology has advanced in cars, it’s surprising that they do not come with built in dash cams

The way AI produces gibberish text in art looks the same as text appears in your dreams.

Jimmy neutron's parents' electricity bill must be egregious

Personality matters but looks is the basic qualification

The problem with the internet is that all the village idiots have found each other and formed internet villages.

When you're older you realise why a lot of parents have their bedroom on the opposite side of the house to their kids ones.

The average amount of times someone dies in their life is greater than 1

There have been around 120 billion unique human faces (and counting)

We are 94 million miles from the sun but somehow get just enough sun to survive and not die from it being too close or too far away

1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938

No one understands subway announcements and we all pretend that's okay

Drama tends to disappear when you're around smarter, more thoughtful people.

Uneducated people have more control over the future of the English language than educated people do

No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power

There are 8 billion people in the world, but only 2 billion seconds in life to think about them all.