Drama tends to disappear when you're around smarter, more thoughtful people.

Uneducated people have more control over the future of the English language than educated people do

No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power

There are 8 billion people in the world, but only 2 billion seconds in life to think about them all.

The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age isn't 50 - it's 38.

The first cloned human will simultaneously be the least unique and the most unique person alive

There are crotchless panties, but thongs are pantiless crotches

Julius Caesar died 26 lifetimes ago

Because of the ability to freeze sperm and eggs, there will be a child in the future born after their parents death.

Sometimes, you learn more from people who disagree with you than from those who agree with you.

Your brain not letting you sleep at night by reminding you of your failures has a good evolutionary reason to exist, by making sure you learn for your mistakes so you don't get eaten by something.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Your brain thinks it’s a human

It’s all underboob to the short kings (and queens)

The Mona Lisa is famous for being famous. She's basically a Kardashian.

Society has arbitrarily decided what is acceptable as a breakfast food. If you get it wrong, people will question you.

Michelangelo spend hours and hours carving a man’s genitals

Everybody takes an even amount of breaths. You breathe in when you’re born, you breathe out when you die

We all forgot about the Musk and Zuckerberg fight

The Na'vi from Avatar wear Loin Cloths even though their genitals are in their hair

We all have about 2 minutes to live. But taking a breath resets that clock.