Personality matters but looks is the basic qualification

The problem with the internet is that all the village idiots have found each other and formed internet villages.

When you're older you realise why a lot of parents have their bedroom on the opposite side of the house to their kids ones.

The average amount of times someone dies in their life is greater than 1

There have been around 120 billion unique human faces (and counting)

We are 94 million miles from the sun but somehow get just enough sun to survive and not die from it being too close or too far away

1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938

No one understands subway announcements and we all pretend that's okay

Drama tends to disappear when you're around smarter, more thoughtful people.

Uneducated people have more control over the future of the English language than educated people do

No one ever mentions the fact that people above 400 pounds that can still walk unassisted have absolutely insane muscle power

There are 8 billion people in the world, but only 2 billion seconds in life to think about them all.

The average lifespan is 76 years. Middle age isn't 50 - it's 38.

The first cloned human will simultaneously be the least unique and the most unique person alive

There are crotchless panties, but thongs are pantiless crotches

Julius Caesar died 26 lifetimes ago

Because of the ability to freeze sperm and eggs, there will be a child in the future born after their parents death.

Sometimes, you learn more from people who disagree with you than from those who agree with you.

Your brain not letting you sleep at night by reminding you of your failures has a good evolutionary reason to exist, by making sure you learn for your mistakes so you don't get eaten by something.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Your brain thinks it’s a human